At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm at about main and main street
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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