The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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