i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
God I need to hump something, right now.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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