she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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