I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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