Do vagina's smell?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
All I want is dick and wine.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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