Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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