can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He shit in the fireplace
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