as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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