Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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