cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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