so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
As shirtless as possible
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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