i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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