i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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