Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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