Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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