I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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