like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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