But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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