That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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