You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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