that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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