You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Terrible idea I love it
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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