But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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