the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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