some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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