I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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