you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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