dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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