I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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