Whod you bang
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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