Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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