No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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