So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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