The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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