Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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