Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
