i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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