But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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