STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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