i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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