Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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