There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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