Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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