Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
smell my finger.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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