You're completely useless in the revolution.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
this will be a night to untag.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
