After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He felt like a one man threesome
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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