I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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