1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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