It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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