Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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