bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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