Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no. you can't hotbox the world.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
false alarm, still single
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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