that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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