I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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