just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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