What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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